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Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now?

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“There’s at least 30 films in your top 10.” — Adam Savage

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Guard cat on duty.

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Caught my basil guard lying down on the job. Tsk tsk.

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Allison Parrish

clickbaity but sweet Show more

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Mastalab

The Wordpress plugin for Mastodon Comments work. I adapted the original work of @bjoern

I will be able to release it tomorrow I guess.

- Connect an account
- Choose a selector (default WP id for comments).

Example: mastalab.app/2018/09/02/how-to

#Wordpress #Mastodon #comments

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I was there when "Dirty" Andy Dalton won the Texas Championship.

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Oh shit, Dallas Championship Wrestling is about to get lit AF.

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As a gay man who loves baba ghanouj, I really hope a penis emoji gets added to Unicode so my texts have less ambiguity.

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codl

found something exciting while browsing archive.org archive.org/details/TheInterne

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Casey Kolderup
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⑨ laín ⑨
Microsoft really got on the vaporwave trend like 20 years early
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🚨 HOT NEW INTERNET TREND ALERT: using pixels 🚨

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I made a new interweb sight...

Who would like to `C:\` it?

youwonthave.fun/

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I need to stop living the life society expects and start living the life society needs from me.

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"jenn schiffer”

xoxo is gonna be lit.bmp

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iliana, dressed to suppress

self-inking stamp that says “hacked” send toot

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I like getting autographs in my pocket notebooks because then I can carry a piece of the people who inspire me along with my thoughts wherever I go.

Also my keyboard tried to autocorrect "pocket notebooks" to "pocket butthole".

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I just saw an article about the plight of teachers in America over on Fecesbook and the top comment was an MLM candle whore shamelessly plugging her wares and claiming "this is why you need to stop teaching and be your own boss and get that money!!!1!" What. The. Actual. Fuck. I am so done.

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is GETTING IT!

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“... that you?!” —

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