🌮 Dave Millar 🌮 @dave@puz.fun

‪Open source af. #indieweb #webdesign #css3 #web2pointoh #fireemoji #hashtagzzzzz ‬

Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now? #lgbtjokes

It’s Tired-of-being-alive Tuesday, again.

I'm so exhausted and stressed out that I broke down during a meeting and left and cried into a pillow for a half hour. Mondays amirite?

One last look at the cabin site before hitting the road to go home. #getawaypineywoods https://instagr.am/p/CXHHL_gp_wx/

View from the hilltop near one of the trailheads at #getawaypineywoods https://instagr.am/p/CXFX9xCMdNJ/

Peppery paprika turkey with portobello mushrooms, onions, and my garden’s mystery sweet peppers.

#fwfoodie #texasfoodie #gayfoodie #getawaypineywoods https://instagr.am/p/CXFEZ_asFzF/

Fixing to make dinner on my new @lodgecastiron@twitter.com reversible griddle at #getawaypineywoods https://instagr.am/p/CXE8ltapYxL/

I want to experience the joy that Régine from Arcade Fire seems to experience during performances.

DaveGoesTheDistance is me!

RT @Millions@twitter.com

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I’m davegoesthedistance and I don’t wanna brag but I’ve been on Venmo since invalid date.

RT @Venmo@twitter.com

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"Great Place to Work" is a scam used by shitty leadership to weed out complainers and quantify unsuccessful attempts at placating the workforce.

Hella thicccccc on route sixty sicccccc. https://instagr.am/p/CW2Pxd6spLB/

Hey @Whataburger@twitter.com please please please have the app do a check to see if the location is accepting online orders BEFORE I spend time picking all the food and options.

Drink it in, man. https://instagr.am/p/CWzreVnM4gH/

Getting my kicks at Bucks. https://instagr.am/p/CWzp5rMMxF9/

I like tall fellas with big rockets. https://instagr.am/p/CWzQ4ZZsbP4/

Basically twins. https://instagr.am/p/CWzI6RxMv54/

Oh, hi Einstein. https://instagr.am/p/CWybB62JjuU/

Hey @Patreon@twitter.com I’ve been getting weird PayPal refund notices from y’all for like 2-4¢, and my homie just said the same thing. What’s up with that? Everything cool?