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Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now?

I was thinking that the notebook archival process I'm doing might be interesting to folks, but too lengthy for social media. So if that sounds interesting, go read it here: itsdaves.site/2022/10/05/noteb

Happy late girl summer to all those who celebrate

.@MichaelsStores@twitter.com help! I bought a frame from your store several months ago and now I'm being sent endless marketing emails about framing projects. How do I escape the frames???

The inherent greed of mankind ---> Millions of photos of cardboard boxes in front of doors

We're just over 1 week out from the next @puzzledpint@twitter.com event! If you're in the Fort Worth/Arlington side of the metro, catch me and @shupebird@twitter.com at [redacted] in P@nteg(), Texa$ next Tuesday, 10/11/22. Everyone else check out PuzzledPint.com to see … instagr.am/p/CjQwiJyplpf/

The shovel went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soil to steal

Me when I order a case of gnocchi from the internet: "Mmmmm gnocchi"
Me after the 15 packs of gnocchi arrive from the internet: "Man I really want some ravioli instead"

I’m saddened to announce:

Depression and an over abundance of gnocchi

No kids but still defeated suburban dad energy 👈😎👈

.@microsoft@twitter.com Viva Insights: "Hey, we inexplicably took the @MicrosoftTeams@twitter.com meeting off your meeting series when you edited it. Would you like to add a Teams meeting to it?"
wtf

Had a pleasantly productive day today. Was still tired but managed to get through it without a nap.

Free range egg omelet with bacon jam, garlic fried onions, and jalapeño honey arugula. instagr.am/p/Ciom1EqOAyT/

Sautéed squash with onions, purple peppers, smoked paprika, and bacon jam, garlicky wilted arugula, and jalapeño honey fresh arugula. A mix of items from @atxfm@twitter.com and the local @brookshires_@twitter.com nearby. instagr.am/p/Cin_qXZPMBV/

Today’s breakfast: sunny side up eggs from @vida_boa_homestead@twitter.com with bacon jam from Edwards Produce of Murchison, TX and toasted jalapeño cheese bread from Double Barrel Dessert Co., all from the @atxfm@twitter.com farmers market this morning.

instagr.am/p/CinVEFCLJ9a/

This might be a bit conspiracy theoryish but bear with me… I think Bryan Adams’s Summer of 69 was actually about the year 1969, not the year 69.

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