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Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now?

This is disgusting. @TechCrunch@twitter.com is disgusting and hired disgusting people that do disgusting shit. Fuck all parties involved.

RT @TheBestNuala@twitter.com

NEW: Luxury Event Company Conducts Homeless Sweep Ahead of Tech Conference sfpublicpress.org/luxury-event

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/TheBestNuala/statu

Hey @snapkitchen@twitter.com I just saw that the menu is changing and your system tried suggesting replacements. It's pretty fucked up that you replaced veggie taco hash with turkey quinoa hash. I honestly can't find any good/non-salad vegetarian/vegan options on your new menu.

ยฟCรณmo se dice โ€œ @duolingo@twitter.com donโ€™t fail me nowโ€ en espaรฑol? instagr.am/p/CFGwnsqJbsv/

Back in Texas after a quick day trip to southern Oklahoma. Turner Falls and the Arbuckle Mountains still nice. instagr.am/p/CFGLLcXpYkA/

Nearly forgot to post this amazing taco log cover commissioned from @spencermann@twitter.com โ€“ Iโ€™m absolutely in love with the detail on the tortilla and lettuce and the subtle background!
instagr.am/p/CFESMgGpKU0/

Mushroom onion cauli rice risotto infused with fresh rosemary from my garden and topped with a bit of aged cheese that I canโ€™t recall the name of...

instagr.am/p/CFAymGpp-AQ/

My first spring rolls. Kale, basil, and baby tomatoes from my garden plus leftover grilled chicken and some thinly sliced green pepper. instagr.am/p/CE76gaBJomO/

2010 me: โ€œMan, I wish I could just drink wine coolers and play Animal Crossing all the time...โ€

2020: โ€œIs hard seltzer close enough?โ€

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