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Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now?

I deadass just got a three minute long butt dial voicemail that ended with the apparent caller realizing he'd made a butt dial and yelling "what the fuck! Fuckin' piece of shit!" And then it was over.

I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries (Level 2)' badge on!

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 5)' badge on!

This new addition to my wall from has me feeling spiritual. ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒฎ

Someone is trying to build a #language learning app like #duolingo, but it's free software. Maybe you want to help out?: #librelingo

"I am the worrier..." -- to the tune of The Warrior with a nod to Patty Smyth.

so the Cards Against Humanity devs just bought ClickHole and then turned it into an employee owned company. like. I wanna see a lot more of this out in the world:

Layout for the week ahead. Traffic signage themed, to pair with the Mile Marker motif on the outside of the notebook.

Almost fell for a catfish using pics of a hunky army dude on Instagram. Glad Iโ€™m smart enough to know Iโ€™m too ugly to get a date. Thanks, reverse image search.

Six years in Texas, this week. I often miss my friends back in Michigan, but I've made a lot of progress as a person down here. Not sure what the future brings, but I think I'll stick around here for a while longer.

Reminder that this exists. Also this:


Hi guys, itโ€™s 2017 and Mario Batali just apologized for sexual harassment AND gave a recipe for Pizza Dough Cinnamon Rolls all in one email.


2:20 AM: 12-hour debugging phone meeting finally over. Need to sneak in a power nap before 9 AM scrums...

Interesting discussion on beforeinstallprompt here:

After reading through it, I think I'm starting to favor the removal of beforeinstallprompt. It really feels like 'installing' an app is really just a higher-tier bookmark function that browsers should surface more prominently than regular bookmarking/sharing options. Permissions are a whole other ballgame, just like with native apps.

Sweetpea is waiting for me to finish my workday so she can have my full attention. Unfortunately it's gonna be a long evening...

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