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Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now?

Finally, an app that keeps it real.

RT @duolingo@twitter.com

What's the most 2020 phrase you've learned on Duolingo? We'll start. ๐Ÿ‘‡

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/duolingo/status/13

chess but your pieces get xp for capturing other pieces and learn new moves

Lady on @Burlington@twitter.com commercial: โ€œDespite this crazy year my Christmas list didnโ€™t get any shorter!โ€
Me:๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Everyone who lost somebody to COVID this year: ๐Ÿคฌ

Would someone please ELI5 how to get @fedora@twitter.com 33 to respect my VPN's DNS for a set of internal-only subdomains? (e.g. devbox-1.example.com) I'm having trouble understanding how systemd-resolved and resolvectl need to be used (if at all).

I showed up in a plaid shirt and khakis for my high school senior project presentation rehearsal and one of the advisors said "Don't you have anything nicer? You look like a 50-year-old Unix sysadmin." I wish I had the chutzpah back then to say "Dress for the job you want."

Thinking about making this my profile pic because I'm a QT that smells like taquitos and has gas.

Me at 4 am: *tries to sleep*
My brain: โ€œA walk-in humidor but instead of cigars itโ€™s taquitos.โ€

MAGNOLIA is my favorite of the four so far, but I'mma vibe with the whole set a little while and see what pans out.

RT @ShowYouSuck@twitter.com

TODAY I GIVE YALL MY 1ST PROJECT FULLY PRODUCED AND RECORDED BY ME ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

โ€œCOMFY, COZY, CARDIGAN, CUTIEโ€
IS AVAILABLE NOW ON @Bandcamp@twitter.com

showyousuck.bandcamp.com/album

4 TUNES, UNDER 10min TOTAL

COVER SHOT BY @nicomilwaukee@twitter.com

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/ShowYouSuck/status

๐Ÿ† emoji for baba ghanouj only thanks for your consideration

The more hands-on videos I see of folks with the @playdate@twitter.com the more saddened I am to have big fat hands that won't be able to play on it. :(

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