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Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now?

#ShowerThoughts: one simple way to reduce the flood of #eWaste would be to say to vendors, you can't sell new computers (including anything that runs an OS) in our country without a 10 year full replacement guarantee, or more. That way hardware companies would have an incentive to make devices that last, and provide at least 10 years of software updates.

I've kept desktops and laptops running for about 10 years. It requires a lot of preventative maintenance and often replacing the OS with GNU/Linux, but it can be done with existing hardware. There's no technical reason hardware companies can't supply that level of durability for all computers sold.


Possibly dumb late-night idea: adding a 'share icon' emoji to the spec so I can just plop in a Unicode character and then Android can show the less-than sign with dots and Apple can show the square with the arrow thing.

How TF people gonna say genderfluid isn't a thing and then send their kids into Auto Zone to buy "blinker fluid"?

Mesquite smoked baba ghanouj, lacto fermented cherry tomatoes in a brine of basil, garlic, and oregano, salad of home grown kale and basil and local pea micro greens dressed with olive oil and the aforementioned brine, and a Babybel light cheese wheel.


Fort Worth: Donโ€™t praise Betsy for her press release. Dallas just went through this. Sheโ€™s had ample time to learn from their fuckups. Youโ€™d have to be an idiot to give anything less than the press release she gave.

We're switching to biometric security for logging in. Your thumbprint must contain 1 uppercase letter, 1 lowercase letter, 1 number, and 1 special character.

Unpopular opinion: alternative music now sucks because because what was alternative when we grew up is now just regular rock and what was regular rock when we grew up is now classic rock and what was classic rock when we grew up is now oldies and what was oldies when we grew up is still terrible and hate worthy.

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Iโ€™m ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ fat ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ugly ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ gay ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ and ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ alone ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ok ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ thanks ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ for ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ reading ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

incels are right, women only want ONE thing: 

Sesame Street, a show created for public access television to help kids from low-income families learn to read and write, is being put being a paywall which will prevent the kids who most need it from accessing it.
The past 50 seasons are also included in that so they can't be streamed anywhere else.

Fuck capitalism.

Pirate Sesame Street.

Shit. Today is going to be a bad work day. Worse for some specific folks.

*mavica's spookalicious inktober prompt list #1: sci-fi robot of your choice*
I chose the GNK droid from star wars, aka the little fella who just meanders around and goes, "Gonk!". I always thought they were very cute and funny.
#inktober #inktober2019 #starwars #robot #scifi #gonk #gonkdroid #droid #gnkdroid #traditionalart #art #swordgaysart #traditionaldrawing #drawing #creativetoots #mastoart #artistsonmastodon #adhdartists #lgbtartists #ink

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