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Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now?

Smoky curry carrot sauce for upcoming meals. Sweated garlic, onions, and carrots in ghee, added cumin, ground chipotle, ground ginger, smoked paprika, curry powder, cinnamon, and simmered with a bit of water. Puréed with a splash of soy milk and Himalaya… instagr.am/p/CCUmvxspjUS/

Pro tip: If you're drunk enough and loud enough, Google Voice will transcribe the word "fuk" without a C and without censoring it.

Pro tip 2: Don't give birth to me I guess.

Nothing quite like a slurring, yelling, profanity-laced voicemail from my dad to start the morning.

I've added a new entry to my taco log: #512-513: Butter Chicken and Smoked Steak from Bad Spanish Tacos -- check it out at allthetacos.com/2020/07/512-51

Just posted a new taco long entry, #511: Steak Street Tacos at El Fenix -- check it out at allthetacos.com/2020/07/511-st

Butter Chicken and Smoked Steak tacos delivered by @bad_spanish_tacos@twitter.com and assembled and plated by me. Always delicious no matter what’s on offer!

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Made a batch of saag-ish spinach jalapeño sauce for meal prep tonight. Already have brown rice cooked and in the fridge. Now to soak some chickpeas for tomorrow to bring it all together...

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Just got a 6-pack of @brewdr@twitter.com Love Wins kombucha from @imperfect_foods@twitter.com and I have to say it's probably the most flavorful and least aggressive-tasting kombucha I've ever had. Good stuff!

Mini potatoes and squash in a jalapeño spinach sauce with French fried hatch green chilies. instagr.am/p/CBzJhW4p81Z/

hear me out: what if where italians refused to get rid of columbus shit bc of Italian pride, we just replaced Columbus with Guy Fieri

This could be us but you’re not $6.50 at @larealmichoacanafortworth@twitter.com and about to keep me from having a heat stroke. 😩🥭🥤 instagr.am/p/CBwgLD_pX00/

Birrieria & Taqueria Cortez is one of two local trucks that sprang up and into popularity recently in Fort Worth. Even just after opening for the day, they quickly gathered a full line of cars waiting for tacos. They were really, really good.... tmblr.co/ZsY-NhYWIrT9Gq00

Trying something I haven’t done in a while. Going to bed early, listening to podcasts in the dark, and having my notebook and lamp handy to scrawl out brain dumps and puzzle ideas in an effort to clear my mind and allow for true rest.

Another Saturday waiting in line at a birria truck. Excited to try @calisience@twitter.com today! instagr.am/p/CBqbumPJxHP/

Hey @FieldNotesBrand@twitter.com the owner of your retailer @wdurablegoods@twitter.com is posting some really hurtful shit. Might want to reconsider their presence on your retailer list.

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