🌮 Dave Millar 🌮 @dave@puz.fun

‪Open source af. #indieweb #webdesign #css3 #web2pointoh #fireemoji #hashtagzzzzz ‬

Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now? #lgbtjokes

Back on the old plan-wagon. Which is more fun, the trip or the spread?

#bujo #bulletjournal #deniknotebooks #fieldnuts https://instagr.am/p/CVUjSl3LGls/

I didn’t order pineapple but it’s on there, and honestly it kinda works with the banana peppers and chicken. So, uh, thanks @dominos@twitter.com I guess? #freesnotfees #sweepstakes #pineappleonpizza https://instagr.am/p/CVT0PnuJ8DR/

I’m not “gay” as in “happy”, I’m “queer” as in “stop asking me for interior design tips and help me find a husband”.

The fun part of testing software is seeing stuff like this cool banner by Ray Oliveira. https://www.instagram.com/rayoliveira.designer/

No more face, only book.

Out: @fieldnotesbrand@twitter.com Elemental, gold, with custom watercolor by @forgoodcause@twitter.com and signed by @draplin@twitter.com

In: custom @shopdenik@twitter.com featuring my floral taco print inspired by @ktscanvases@twitter.com

Both in handy and versatile vinyl covers by @dialog_notebook@twitter.com

#fieldn… https://instagr.am/p/CVKClLHsXVo/

It’s 2am gnocchi tikka masala szn.

#gayfoodie #fwfoodie #diditallforthegnocchi #indianfusionfood https://instagr.am/p/CVHvnMRLhnP/

Gnocchi tikka masala… you know, the classic Indian… Italian… British???… dish!

#fwfoodie #gayfoodie #diditallforthegnocchi https://instagr.am/p/CVHqvadsX9Q/

🚨🚨 New stickers arrived today. 🚨🚨

#gayartist #transrights #mothman #fortean #lgbtq #paranormal #stickers https://instagr.am/p/CVG4M-YsysM/

Due to supply chain issues, I am currently out of fucks to give.

Hey @MayorMattie@twitter.com we need more places to recycle in Fort Worth. This line at theOld Hemphill drop off is ridiculous.

History lesson about why Amazon’s “company towns” are a bad idea. By @starklyjd on Twitter

https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/pyxq7n/history_lesson_about_why_amazons_company_towns/

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/pyxq7n

I’m so tired it took me almost a week to remember to post this charcuterie/grazing board that single-handedly ruined my diet last weekend. The occasion was co-solving the first half or so of Burn After Solving with Extra Credit (and TMcAy, Jenergy, and Y… https://instagr.am/p/CVBnw9vs4Ky/

Pro tip: wake up. Oversleeping doesn't count as billable hours even if you were having nightmares about work.

Psoriasis szn is here

To whom it may concern (@netflix@twitter.com) I need season three of #IntoTheNight immediately. I also need better wifi to stream to my bedroom TV and Ayaz to be my big spoon for binge watching it. Thank you in advance.