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Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now?

I'm so exhausted and stressed out that I broke down during a meeting and left and cried into a pillow for a half hour. Mondays amirite?

Here I made an anti-NFT! No blockchain is needed, because it belongs to everyone. Yes, even you, it's yours! Feel free to boost, screenshot, or right click & save! <3

I want to experience the joy that Rรฉgine from Arcade Fire seems to experience during performances.

DaveGoesTheDistance is me!

RT @Millions@twitter.com

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๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/Millions/status/14

Iโ€™m davegoesthedistance and I donโ€™t wanna brag but Iโ€™ve been on Venmo since invalid date.

RT @Venmo@twitter.com

Weโ€™re giving out $10,000 for Cyber Monday. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $100, $250, or $500.

Must follow @Venmo@twitter.com. No purch nec. Ends 11/29. US only, 18+. Venmo acct reqโ€™d. Rules: venmo.me/vm twitter.com/Venmo/status/14652

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/Venmo/status/14652

"Great Place to Work" is a scam used by shitty leadership to weed out complainers and quantify unsuccessful attempts at placating the workforce.

Hey @Whataburger@twitter.com please please please have the app do a check to see if the location is accepting online orders BEFORE I spend time picking all the food and options.

Hey @Patreon@twitter.com Iโ€™ve been getting weird PayPal refund notices from yโ€™all for like 2-4ยข, and my homie just said the same thing. Whatโ€™s up with that? Everything cool?

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