🌮 Dave Millar 🌮 @dave@puz.fun

‪Open source af. #indieweb #webdesign #css3 #web2pointoh #fireemoji #hashtagzzzzz ‬

Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now? #lgbtjokes

Everything is terrible and I’m tired of living. (Like always.)

New report finds that nobody was planning to use #TenYearChallenge to train AI until conspiracy theorists brought it up. Team coverage continues at eleven!

What the shitting heck do you folks think Donny is getting away with while the mainstream media covers the lunch buffet?

Got my @Mike_Eagle@twitter.com album AND my new HSA card in the mail today and at least one should help with my overall mental health if not both.

Ramen Soup Dumplings https://www.thefoodinmybeard.com/recipe/ramen-soup-dumplings/

#ComeAtMeBro

Last night I spiraled down a dark hole on the subreddit /r/bridezillas and got really depressed and angry. What the fuck kind of person expects their friends and family to each give $1500 so that they can have their $60k fairy tale dream wedding? I just want a man that'll take care of auto maintenance and give me the occasional shoulder rub.

This disgusts me to no end, and Anthem isn’t alone with these dangerous practices. My coverage through work recently switched from Anthem to UHC and there are diagrams in our benefits portal attempting to get us to self-diagnose before choosing where to seek care.

RT @JStein_WaPo@twitter.com

THIS PERSON HAS PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE

A must-read @sarahkliff@twitter.com story --->
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/1/29/16906558/anthem-emergency-room-coverage-denials-inappropriate

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/957998675833376775

I feel like jazzy backgrounds are what's keeping my friends from switching from Facebook to Mastodon. That and the technical hurdles, but mostly jazzy backgrounds.

Carpet shampooed, old puzzles printed, new puzzles drafted, oil changed, phlegm coughed up, cats fed, recycling bagged, Hulu casted, and pants removed. Now only 4,246 emails to handle and 60 projects on my backlog...

Sometimes I sneak my favorite performers into the logic puzzles in my books.

Mensa Mind Benders is 📗 OUT 📗 RIGHT 📗 NOW 📗 and tbh this book pairs nicely with any wine or even vodka or milk or a Slushie 🥤🥤🥤 https://www.skyhorsepublishing.com/9781510738638/mensa-mind-puzzles/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BseouibhK5S/