🌮 Dave Millar 🌮 @dave@puz.fun

‪Open source af. #indieweb #webdesign #css3 #web2pointoh #fireemoji #hashtagzzzzz ‬

Just put windshield wiper fluid in my car all by myself. Does this mean I'm a masc top now? #lgbtjokes

Saw a friend posting about their high school bully/abuser in prison for murder. Looked mine up – still free, still working as a teacher, still with access to vulnerable young minds. Either Houston has low standards or the Saginaw Police Department really helped spruce things up so her background checks came back unproblematic.

Apparently I don't have a grip on reality. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Me: I have way too many notebooks.

Also me: The only way I can support struggling artists during these tragic times is to buy their designs as notebooks on RedBubble.

The @WWENetwork@twitter.com is so glitchy and broken this weekend that I didn’t even know the #UniversalTitle match happened yesterday until I read about it two hours later because the stream buffered over the whole thing.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B-mcNw7nU8-/?igshid=1a0b6zd2e9a00

This is about an amazing friend of mine, and is terribly hard to read.

https://www.statnews.com/2020/04/03/nurses-coronavirus-routine-recording-videos-she-hopes-her-family-will-never-need-to-watch/

Remember groups of people? Like and subscribe for more nostalgic content from the 2010s.

Thinking about more dumb projects again. Today’s thing: a JavaScript choose your own adventure where you choose a profession and some characteristics that influence the options available as you progress.

TL;DW: don’t get your news from a steaming pile of dog shit.

https://youtu.be/NAh4uS4f78o

for #WrestleMania #BoneyardMatch — the red hanky in AJ’s right back pocket means he likes to be fisted. #HankyCode

One would think that with #WrestleMania being taped this year they’d have less technical and scaling trouble than doing it live.

My @WWENetwork@twitter.com keeps freezing, and then I have a 50/50 chance when hitting “play live” again to get the actual live feed or to get the feed in the middle of The Bump several hours ago.

The lack of cheering fans turned @BeckyLynchWWE@twitter.com ’s #WrestleMania entrance from badass to awkward with Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure vibes. Less #TheMan more #LargeMarge

I never thought the most over people at #Wrestlemania would be referee Jessika Carr and the 3D graphics people, but here we are. Good verbal back and forth between her and Elias.

As requested by @freethrice@twitter.com here's what I'm covering up with! Vital band merch tonight courtesy of @aircredits@twitter.com – breathe well, friends! https://instagr.am/p/B-iYPjXp6wT/

I'm really lazy can someone else please put together a supercut of people saying to boycott 3M paired with their old tweets applauding ruthless capitalism when it benefitted them?

It's tough out there for an internaut. @mattl@twitter.com knows. Where my other internauts at?

#internaut

I'm disgusted by the one on the right.

RT @AmySwearer@twitter.com

There are two types of HOAs in this country: My mom's HOA [left] and the Tennessee HOA that apparently sent this letter to 20+ homeowners [right].

Help each other, please.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/AmySwearer/status/1245373028105629698

Wash Your MFN Hands by @youngnsilky@twitter.com @SophiaEris@twitter.com and @PsalmOne@twitter.com is the #Quarantine anthem we need rn.

http://youngnsilky.bandcamp.com/track/wash-yo-mfn-hands